Why I'm Giving Up On Sex

OK, so here we go. Yes, I know I'm friking crazy, but what's new...

First, let's just get started with the fact that I've been in charge of my own orgasms since 2006!!!! So FINALLY I find a guy who is at least semi interested in seeing me naked. We had some pretty darn good sex. Decided we'd be "Friends with benefits." Good idea right. Yeah. Sure...

So we tried a couple of times to have sex again, with somewhat less than satisfactory results I'm sad to say. But now it seems like my FWB has no desire to see me naked. Oh sure, he suffered from some sort of male PMS for about a month, but he apologized. I told him that was fine, but if he wanted to have sex again he'd have to convince me. I guess that was too much to ask.

AND YET, this is not the reason that I no longer feel like having sex. It's just the latest in a long line of major disappointments in my sex life. I'm not laying all the blame on the men that I've been with by any means. Hell, some of them have been down right fan-fucking-tastic! (no pun intended) But let's face it, I have to get dressed up, fix my hair, put on make up, squeeze myself into something that holds in my gut as much as possible and pushes my ample boobs up to my chin before I can even get a guy to look at me and all they have to do is show up. Let me ask all the men out there, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO WASH YOUR BALL SACK????????

I know I'm not making much sense. I just think that there shouldn't be this much effort. And when you get someone who agrees to be your FWB then flakes???? What the hell is that all about??? Who the hell is the chick here????? Hell, for a few days anyway he even flirted with me via text, now he doesn't even TALK to me unless it's work related. Oh yeah, you know who the hell you are, don't play all innocent with me.

What the fuck was my point? Oh yeah, I'm done with sex. I've been doing it this long by myself, I'm sure I can continue. Besides, when I do it myself, I get my "Big O" and I'm done. Takes way less time. Get in, get out, nobody gets hurt.

Do I miss human contact? OF COURSE I DO!!!! Why the hell do you think I tried to pay someone to take my math class for me with sex. And I couldn't even get any takers. So how much of a looser am I???? Maybe that's why I don't want to have sex, I just end up realizing that I'm a huge looser. I mean, no one really wants to come back for seconds, so I can't be very good at it right? And then to top it all off, no one wants to see all of this naked, I've seen it in the mirror, trust me, it's not a pretty picture...